Town's Businesses Engage in Widespread Sign War

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Eric Lund
Jun 20, 2021 10:00 PM EDT

A shoe store, a music store and Japanese restaurant started a sign war on the streets of Christianburg, Virginia. The gentle taunts and rhyming wordplay seem to have spread to other businesses via a Facebook group and the whole thing kind of took off. For sign joke aficionados, here are some sign jokes and some high class sign puns.

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  • 01
    Property - Bidge Keldes HEY SUPER SHOES! WANNA START A SIGN WAR?
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    Sky - SUPER SHOES HEY BRIDGE KALDRO! OUR SHOE STRINGS ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR GUITAR STRING
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    Property - Bridge aldzo YOUR SHOESTRINGS NEVER GOT ANYONE DATE
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    Cloud - SUPER SHOES KEE P YOUR PLAY DATES, WE SPECIALIZE IN SOLEMATES
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    Cloud - RABUXI Japanese Steakhouse&Sushi SUPER SHOES AN BRIDGE KALDRO SHOES AN STRINGS HELP GET THE DATE BUT WE SEAL THE DEAL UNITED STA SUNDAY LUNCH 12:00-3:00
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    Building - Bridae aldzo MOS SIC WHAT A CROC IDK WHAT STINKS WORSE YOUR SHOES OR KABUKIS SIGN
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    Sky - RABUKI Japanese Steakhouse &Sushi GOT TO B-SHARP YOU TO MAKE GOOD SHOE-SHI AN WE WONT STRING YOU ALONG SUNDAY
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    Sky - Japanese Steakhouse &Sushi YALL GOT CROCS BUT WE GOT GODZILLA.WE SHREDDIN THIS WAR LIKE KALDRO SHREDS GUITARS UNITEDSTATES POSTOFFIC SUNDAY LUNCH 12:00-3:00
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    Sky - SUPER SHOES PITS & MOSH RAW FISH : BOTH MORE THAN SHOE SHOPPING DANGEROUS
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    Daytime - CHRISTANSBU PHARMAC CHRISTIANSBURG PHARMACY MUSIC. SKOES. AND FOOD ARE FINE. BUT YOUR HEALTH IS ON OUR MIND!
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    Cloud - RABURI Japanese Steakhouse & Sushi THE MORE COVID SHOTS YOU GIVE THE MORE SRIMP WE CAN SLING TEAMWORK MAKE THE DREAMWORK FUNITED STATES FOST OFFIC
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    Sky - Bocc GET VAXXED N WAXED NEW SHOES ROCK B00 CATCHA SHRIMP OR2 CUT IT OUT CHAIR ISHU
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    Sky - Jawson Mobile Home Supply A MUSICIAN SHOESALESMAN PHARMACIST&BARBER WALK INTO KABUKI BARTENDER SAYS THIS COULD BE A SIGN
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    Property - Kal Bridge E ANYONE ELSE? COME AT ME BRO LOOK IN AT YOU 2 ACROSS THE ROAD YES ES Taxes Helle akkaening & Ta
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    Dog - BLUE SUEDE SHOES AND JAILHOUSE ROCK ARE DEVINE BUT NOTHING'S BETTER THAN A TRAINED K9 OLK9/540-750-1955
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    Cloud - SUPER SHOES BOY .. THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY
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    Sky - ABUKI Japañese Steakhouse&Sushi LAWSON LETS DO MEALS ON WHEELS DOUBLE FRIED RICE FOR THAT DOUBLE WIDE BACK TIHAT THANG UP UNITED STATES POSTOFFICE SUNDAY
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    Sky - Cren BLEVINS S ON FOODAND BOOTS WHEN U CAN COLOR YOUR ROOTS! ON OFF WHY SPEND
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    Billboard - Snappy Lube CITGO DONT LET UR DATE WALK ULL OWE HER SHOES GET UR CAR SERVICED WE BE SINGIN TUNEZ
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    Head - Christiansburg, VA Sign War · Join Group post by Justin Whitlock · 3h ·O I just want to put it out there that if anyone hurts their neck or their back looking at these signs or putting the letters up, come see me at Angel Grace Chiropractic. https://m.facebook.com/angelgracechiropractic/ DOCTOR • 587 FOLLOWS FOLLOW Angel Grace Chiropractic
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    Window - HEY BRIDGE KALDRO! THEY CALL ME * BRO- OLK9/540-750-1955
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    Handwriting - Bridges guitars are cool. So are Super Shoes if they arenot tight, Cburg Pharmacy Keeps us feeling alright. Cut it Out aClaytor Wear Will make you look CAs Lock great. Kabuki is 2 great plaee Take them to B burg dog trainers If they show up Late. Use Lawson dt Snappy Lube to maintain your home t cal. Come See Me if you Want to go far. Angel Grace Chiropieatie Quartet
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    Cloud - Sarah Vogl is at Bear Dance Market & CBD Cafe. 40m · Christiansburg · O Наррy 420 from YALLS'SIGN GAME IS SLICK BUT WE'RE THE GO EASY ONLY ONES WITH THE REAL STICKY ICKY ICK! VEAD BANCE MARKET ON YOURSELF YOU'RE DOING GREAT THIS IS JUST HEMP IS НОРЕ ENOT DOPE REALLY HARD WELCOME TO CBURG HOME OF THE FUNNY SIGN WAR
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    Leaf - First Church of God PIANOS NEED TUNED MIKADO COSTS SS OUT SHOES WEAR JESUS IS FOREVER, HONEY
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    Property - Alterations & Boutiaue KALDROS GOT THE TUNES AND KABUKI HAS GOOD FOOD BUT MY LITTLE BLACK DRESS IS MOOD Hours teiday Thenday M arday nday
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    Tire - Whatever YOu do, give 1007 UNLess Unter YOUTE cco donating blood
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    Automotive parking light - First Bank and Trust has joined! Our neighbor is KFC First First BANK & TRUST CO. BANK & TRUST CO. But they're CHICKENI We challenged our neighbors to a #signwar Sands Anderson Sands Anderson First Investment Management Services First Investment Management Services
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    Brickwork - DOWELL CHIROPRACTIC 540-381-0220 www.DOWELLCHIRO.cOM These amateur joke crackers are entertaining but Dr. Dowell's gof your back! WILCOME Leave the Cracking to the pros, nót the bros
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    Sky - awson Mobile Home Supply BRIDGE KALDRO TAUGHT ME CHOPSTICKS KABUKI WAS NOT IMPRESSED
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    Font - ALL THESE SIGHS ARE JUST PITIFUL ONLY THE REAL OG HAS DIGITAL! DINE WITH THE KING! SIGN WARvmpt DELL Courtney Lee Colella 33 - Burger King WED AT 1:36 PM Ib 173 2 Comments Like ל, Comment A Share
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    Land lot - SHOES. STRINGS YOUR GIRL WILL LEAVE IF THE IRS SUSHI ? IS AFTER YOU HUNT &ASSOCIATE, IIC A Professional Accounting Firm
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    Cloud - 2OBUKI Vapanese Steakhouse &Sushi SNAPPYLUBE GET YOU GOIN SLICK AS A BOWL OF YUMYUM SAUCE BUT CANT FIX YOUR KABUKI CRAVING UNITED STATES POSTOFFICE ( SUNDAY
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    Sky - ef belmont CHRISTIAN Serving "Soles" good Music EFood" Since 1946! : watchlire 1500
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    Plant - MEADOWBROOK PUBLIC LIBRARY WE TRIED TO FIND TIME TO JOIN THE CBURG SIGN WAR BUT WE ARE FULLY BOOKED
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    Sky - KFC REAL MEALS TO GO WASGOIN 2D0 A BANK JOKE. IL WORLD FAMOUS CHIC Courtney Lee Colella 39 - "lost interest" WED AT 4:19 PM 161 10 Comments Like ל, A Share Comment
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    Plant - A @AgentKatieNRV O The signs are fun and show our unity That we can have great laughs as a community If you sadly have to leave and put your house up for sale Contact Katie Connor and she will help you without fail! Katie Connor REALTOR SOLD COLOWELL ANKER TUNGOK HCAN 540-552-6500 540.577.9912 cell KATIE COMHOR agentkatienrv@gmail.com If You Are Thinking of Selling -I Can Help. COLDWELL BANKER TOWNSIDE, REALTORSO
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    Handwriting - You've bought your shoes. NATON Jzercise You've lou ve eaten your sushi.. :-Kaldro has the drums, But we have the beats!! Come Dance with us! Jazzereise NRV
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    Handwriting - WONDER UNIVERSE WONDER DOAA, UNIVERSE A CHILDREN'S HUBEUM COME PLAY What did the Sushi say to the bee? $8 per person * over age 1 Wassabee
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    Handwriting - HEY BRIDGE KALDRO no hard FILLINGS but we' will be the CROWNED winner of this SIGN WAR my #FINDYOURSMILE
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    Handwriting - Creative Louks 382-3300 A FULL SERVICE SALON We Were Challenge Sams Hotdy's Gonna and Town i Country Vet But they've gone to the DOG'S ! #sign war #Christiansburg, va
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    Sky - Regular 269 2.89 Diesel WE WILL FUEL THE SIGN WARZ SUBWAY SUBWAY SUBWAY
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    Automotive parking light - MOTOR MILE CAR WASH Time Haigevers YulBver set t frasole eate fro Srer Suesif Sau take the to Kabuki nadrtycar! Auto Parts DONARD FREE
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    Cloud - Japanese Steakhouse &Sushi HAVE IT YOUR WAY AT BK BUT SHE LIKES IT MY WAY WITH FILET MIGNON N LOBSTER
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    Sky - Hey Burger King, You call that a digital? Check out our sign... It's a whopper. SOUTHEASTERN 434-665-4836
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    Plant - 444 Mow a a SIGN- ONE STOP SHOP SIGN SURPLUS MUNITION AVAILABLE HERE! WE WANT YOU SIGN WAR Signardina ING ELLETT OENT ROZES ERTISING FOCUSE Signarama Signarama IMENT SIGN $40 araman 540382.944 SIGHARAN signarama.com Signorino Time to add Signarama How about a to the funny drama, By doing Heard there MAKE A VISIT new marquee, We all love was a sign war. People of the town want more! TO OUR STORE, business with WE ARE THE Signarama! the NRV EXPERTS IN SIGN DECOR! RS
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    Rectangle - Hansen ORTHODONTICS Shoes can win the race Flying Shrimp hits you in the face If your teeth are crouded or if you have Space . .... Hansen Örtho is the place!!
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    Sky - Funpton Inn SONGS.SHOES&SUSHI RWORTHITHEFUSS BUT ATTHE END OFTHE DAY ITHEYISLEEPIWITHIUS!
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